a brief summary: master plan
“Security camera clips that make the news usually show bad things, but Coke decided to ‘look at the world a little differently’ in this heartwarming viral video. They found security camera footage from around the world showing happy moments: people stealing kisses instead of possessions, dealing potato chips instead of drugs, and offering car assistance rather than road rage.” [x]
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omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon
and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there
and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza
and the pizzaman…
My little brother just got back from the store and told me two gay guys were checking him out. I asked him how he felt about it and he said “Flattered, dude. I’m a hot piece of ass.” Crying because I raised him well.
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Cough. The rest of you can leave.
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- Me: I could do it, you know
- Me: Get off tumblr, do my homework
- Tumblr: You wouldn't make it 5 minutes
9 Things You Didn’t know about Bill Murray
“One time Bill was in Scotland when he met a (presumably good-looking) 22-year-old Norwegian exchange student at a bar who brought him to a house party friends of hers were throwing. When they arrived, upon finding a huge pile of dirty dishes in the sink and no clean glasses to drink from, Bill just started washing the dishes like it was no big deal. Afterward he happily drank vodka from a coffee cup”
“There are scores of websites and blogs dedicated to reporting Bill Murray encounters, stories, and sightings. There are accounts of Bill hanging out with people at karaoke bars (pictured); showing up at random house parties (pictured); inviting himself for drinks with complete strangers (pictured); and, best of all, sneaking up behind someone on the street, covering their eyes, saying “guess who” and, when they see who it actually is, proclaiming “no one will ever believe you.””
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TV shows as seen by the Supernatural fandom
- Glee: Oh, look. Singing Wendigo food.
- Wildfire: Oh look, Ruby on a horse.
- Gilmore Girls: No. You Sam, not Dean.
- Harper's Island: Oh, look. Bobby and Ruby on an Island... or something.
- The Suit Life of Zac and Cody: I didn't know Sheriff Mills had more kids...
- Smallville: the return of coach!Dean.
- Grey's Anatomy: Oh look, John survived.... to die in a hospital again. awesome.
- Supernatural: Oh look, there goes my sanity.
- Every TV show ever: Oh look. Mark Sheppard.
Now in PHOTOSET!
Ham and Bean Winchester in SUPERNATURAL
Featuring Birds!
Perfection.
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